JPickford (retired mod) Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 thebigboss kind of reminds me of the kids at school who would talk about the exorcist being 'funny' just to make sure everyone knew they didn't find it scary. The exorcist IS funny. Laughably bad in places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubeadvance Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 The ride in Florida deserves special mention. I was about 10 when I first went on that and nearly befouled by underpants. Especially when the oil rig blows up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zy Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 I can't help thinking that a lot of sharks have been killed as a result of the fear this film generated. This same irritation occurred to me last night, but on reflection I had to come to a slightly different conclusion. Sharks didn't exactly have a good press before the movie. They were always killers of the deep in Boy's Own adventure stories and the comic books I read before Jaws came along. If you watch cartoons from the 1930s-40s you'll see the familiar image of 'three fins circling' as an instant cipher for death on the seas. And according to early Bonds like Thunderball (1965) or the closing credits of Captain Scarlet (1967), sharks are the reason for packing a harpoon gun. In the decades since Jaws, I've genuinely lost count of the number of documentaries that have all referenced the film in order to draw an audience, only to deliver the familiar message that few sharks are man-eaters or even capable of such and incidences are very rare. Is there anyone on this forum who hasn't seen such a documentary? And I bet plenty of those programmes can owe their commissioning to the success of Jaws. Yes, I'm pretty sure I recall a glut of shark-killing immediately after the film, but I also think it sparked a new level of awareness and desire for understanding in the generations since. All of them clued up on sharkfax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davros sock drawer Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 Yes, maybe you're right there. You can't move for shark-friendly documentaries on TV at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Britten Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B...3260803-6482224 ← Thanks for the link, I looked on Play but they didnt have it. Well its £30 now and I have just ordered it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linkster Posted September 5, 2005 Author Share Posted September 5, 2005 Yes. But if I'd have seen the film when young then I'd probably see it through rose tinted glasses too.Yes he shark did look fake, but thats not the point I'm referring to. It wasn't scary and the storyline was pretty poor. 3 men in a boat attaching barrels to a shark...blah blah.... Jaws was more funny than anything else. Scheiders constant mentioning of a bigger boat was the best ← It was scary, and that's not rose tinted glasses - cinema has moved on, naturally those scares now look quite quaint, but they had massive impact then. You're right, I find it funny too, but laughing with it, not at it - the direction and narrative is flawless. As said before, it's about the people more than the shark, and the various group dynamics (policeman, expert, wife; policeman, mayor, coroner; policeman, grieving mother; policeman, expert, nutcase boat captain) are just brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ass Festival Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 You can also pick up the Jaws 2, 3 and 4 box set for £7.49. http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B...4889878-5366803 £2.50 a film? What a steal. Well, maybe if they had bonus features, which I'm guessing they don't. When I was younger and didn't appreciate all the little nuances that set Spielberg's film apart from the sequels, I thought they were all good fun. Seriously I particularly liked the concept of Jaws 3, with the underwater 'Sea world' complex - I remember thinking how exciting it was when the shark broke into it. You can't get back that kind of naivety, sadly. Deep Blue Sea was the best Jaws sequel that never was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wickedkitten Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 I saw a documentary lately called Anatomy of a shark bite that was excellent, it basically had to do with Great White's and Tiger sharks and they constructed a mechanical shark to do bite testing on, pretty interesting as well is the actual book Jaws. I used to be quite interested in Shark and Crocodile Attacks and it's a shame that they never made a movie about the latter that is up on the same level as Jaws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linkster Posted September 6, 2005 Author Share Posted September 6, 2005 I used to be quite interested in Shark and Crocodile Attacks and it's a shame that they never made a movie about the latter that is up on the same level as Jaws. ← I dunno, Alligator is really pretty good, well underrated IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayboy Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 I love Jaws and have seen Jaws 2, 3 and 4. I thought Jaws 3 was OK, and thought Jaws 4 was awful, but I cannot remember a single thing about Jaws 2. Was Jaws 2 any good, and what happened in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanR Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 I love Jaws and have seen Jaws 2, 3 and 4. I thought Jaws 3 was OK, and thought Jaws 4 was awful, but I cannot remember a single thing about Jaws 2.Was Jaws 2 any good, and what happened in it? ← It's the one where the Orca gets washed up on the beach with the big bite the shark attacks the boating party and the the helicopter, and gets electrocuted at the end http://mywebpages.comcast.net/sharksonfilm/Jaws2.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayboy Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 It's the one where the Orca gets washed up on the beach with the big bite the shark attacks the boating party and the the helicopter, and gets electrocuted at the end http://mywebpages.comcast.net/sharksonfilm/Jaws2.htm ← Of course now I remember!! I quite liked that one, certainly better than 3 & 4 anyway. Thank you for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SM47 Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 The problem with Jaws, is that its boring. They should redo it with new effects, put in more than one shark, cut out all the boring dialogue and just have a group of men on a boat with guns trying to survive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanR Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 there's a Made for TV version of the Indiannapolis story, staring Stacy Keach IIRC... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Jameson Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 thebigboss said: Was Jaws 3 the one that was also Jaws 3D ? The 3D parts of that are SO laughable (especially without the 3D goggles) ← Yes. That's the one. It's really poor, but strangely addictive. Whenever its on, I just find myself watching the whole thing. You do get to see some cool stuff (Manimal getting chomped is a particular favourite of mine), but you also get to see some really, really shoddy shark models. The worst bit is towards the end when the shark is moving really slowly towards the underwater control room. The shark model is appalling. There is a token mouth-opening towards the end of that, but that's it. I do like the roars that the shark somehow makes. Plus, it's got Lou Gossett Jr in, so it can't be all bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andsom Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 The problem with Jaws, is that its boring. They should redo it with new effects, put in more than one shark, cut out all the boring dialogue and just have a group of men on a boat with guns trying to survive. ← That would absolutely fucking suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SM47 Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 That would absolutely fucking suck. ← Nah, think about it. Rubber Shark + Boring dialogue about WW2 boats sinking or some shit. or 1000 CGI sharks + A Crack team of Marines with loads of guns No Contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanR Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 Wise from your watery gwave! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckny Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 Cue the puns. Something about loan sharks. Thanks a lot, Sean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishyFish Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 It's not that finny really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darwock Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 As pun opportunities go, this one is dead in the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wiskerando Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 I couldn't think of any great puns and this has bruced my ego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shark Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 These puns lack bite. I don’t doubt this thread will sink again. Sharks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanR Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 I can’t fathom it. This bump was mako break we still get along chummingly, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick R Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 I'm afraid I can't think of any puns. I'll take this as a sign that I'm gonna need a bigger boat-cabulary (vocabulary). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waggo Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 Thread bump has definitely resulted in a Great Shite attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubik Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 Rear Findu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 Someone said "We're gonna need a bigger screen," so Jaws will be coming to IMAX. September in the US. Don't know about internationally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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