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  1. JoeK

    The Alien films

    Pussy McPusspuss.
  2. JoeK

    Goodbye Games TM (and Gamesmaster)

    I never quite forgave GamesTM for not reviewing Half Life 2 back in the day and then trying to justify it with some appalling guff that would have made a conservative politician shit themselves, so I’m not so upset really
  3. JoeK

    The Miniatures Appreciation Thread

    Just think of it like the larger enemy types you fight in an Assassin's Creed game and you'll be fine
  4. JoeK

    The Miniatures Appreciation Thread

    Yeah, that's a genuinely stunning piece. Love the way it's the colours are not blended smoothly, but in a much more 'painterly' kind of way, which I think makes the thing arguably more realistic (inasmuch as it can do of course!). Whilst I can appreciate the technical know-how going on with how someone can achieve those perfect blends, I just don't like the effect as much as something like this.
  5. JoeK

    Assassin's Creed Origins

    Well, I decided to pause on Odyssey to try and get into playing this one, as I kind of didn’t gel with it upon original run through. What a difference a bit of time makes! Bloody love it. Definitely can see the improvements that Odyssey has made, but I’m thoroughly loving it all. The death sequences for all the naughty folk are really rather great.
  6. JoeK

    Assassin's Creed Odyssey

    That 300 film would have been improved immeasurably by more animal kicking, it has to be said.
  7. JoeK

    Games Workshop, An Appreciation Thread

    Really well done Felt! Always think a well painted army is one of the best things you see!
  8. JoeK

    Red Dead Redemption 2

    Oh, I've got a smelly PS4, but in all honesty this is a game I want to look as good as it can :p . Because I'm a terrible human being. With issues.
  9. JoeK

    Red Dead Redemption 2

    It's going to be tough to hang on until the PC version eventually rears its head...and I'm still not entirely convinced it will :p
  10. JoeK

    Assassin's Creed Odyssey

    Does the modern day story ‘continue’ from Origins to Odyssey? It feels like I’ve missed minor things by not playing much of Origins!
  11. JoeK

    Assassin's Creed Odyssey

    I think the only minor niggle is Ubisoft's insistence of bringing in the modern day stuff. Brief bits though they might be, they're pretty much completely unnecessary. There's enough mystery and cool stuff that I don't need them!
  12. JoeK

    Perfect Films

    As always, Big Trouble in Little China is the perfect film. There's nothing about it I'd change. Ever.
  13. JoeK

    Assassin's Creed Odyssey

    Well, they've all seen you stick things up pigs' bottoms, so probably understandable.
  14. JoeK

    Assassin's Creed Odyssey

    Fantastic - a pig runs amok in the town. On fire. He proceeds to set alight quite a lot of poor folk. The screaming is magnificent.
  15. JoeK

    Assassin's Creed Odyssey

    If you've got the cash, I'd be picking up an X over the S every time. Not that I've got any of them at the moment, but as far as I'm aware it's not just the resolution that gets improved. You'll get a definite bump up in performance over the standard one anyway.

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