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  1. Shatterhand sounds like a serious wanking injury. ”I’m afraid it’s bad news. Your masturbatory habits have taken their toll, and the damage is extensive. You have developed Shatterhand.”
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    Netflix - Releases & Recommendations

    Homeland season 7 has been added.
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    Robocop (1987)

    The most insane edit is the bit where Clarence's car swerves at the last second and doesn't get toxic gang member splattered all over his windscreen.
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    Plus any interview he's ever done on Conan.
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    Robocop (1987)

    That’s... awful. Check this shit out as well. Just needs some Media Break music before it.
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    Amazon Prime Video

    Their app on iPhone is pretty great as well. I use it a lot.
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    Banana Splits are coming back

    I look forward to the action thriller where Animal Kwackers have to infiltrate an illegal underground fight club, to avenge the death of Bongo.
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    4K Blu Ray - anyone collecting?

    Starman is great, more audience friendly than his other stuff. It has that solid emotional core that’s missing from a lot of modern blockbusters which seem more concerned with “clever” twists. I think the director of Midnight Special cited it as an influence. I prefer Starman though.
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    4K Blu Ray - anyone collecting?

    I got my Prince of Darkness 4K special edition through the post yesterday. Watched it last night, and it’s better than I remember. Still one of Carpenter’s lesser films, but I can’t help but admire his economy of style. So simple, yet effective. Highlights are the video message sent from the future (the year 1999!!), and one scene near the end that has a fleeting shot that looks amazing. It’s simple but just cool as fuck. The “host” woman whose face turns into a pizza is both funny and creepy at the same time. Because even though her face has been ravaged by the forces of evil, she still has really nice hair. Great looking overall, some of the colours like the green goo really pop in 4K.
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    Resident Evil 2 Remake - no spoilers pls

    I think in the original, Leon’s path does cross with Sherry.
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    Russian Doll - Netflix Groundhog Party

    This didn't really blow my socks off like some of you in here. I think it gets by on the sarky charisma and amazing hair of Natasha Lyonne. Even with he short episodes I thought it sagged a little bit after episode 3 or 4. Probably could have fit it all into six episodes. The ending was little bit "yeah, so what?" for me.
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    Resident Evil 2 Remake - no spoilers pls

    To be honest, Leon A took me about 20 hours on Standard. I got through Claire B (finished it tonight) in less than half that time.
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    Mass Effect Andromeda

    @Lorfarius The game's a right laugh, flaws and all. Check out this award winning dialogue.
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    The Kid Who Would Be King from Joe Cornish

    The title is great. Nice play on The Man Who Would Be King.

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