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  1. James Lyon

    Chris Hemsworth is... Hulk Hogan!?!

    I hope it's set during the filming of Mr Nanny.
  2. James Lyon

    Final Fantasy VII (SEVEN)

    Midgar is a game in itself. Remember when you got out of the city for the first time and you thought "that was only the beginning of the journey!?".
  3. James Lyon

    Only Fools and Horses - The Musical

    This perfume will make us rich so crack open the bubbly. I'll sell it on the market stall. It's all lovely jubbly. First we sell to Peckham and then England will will conquer... Del, this is Fairy liquid. Rod-er-nee, you plonker!
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    Final Fantasy VII (SEVEN)

    The door above him is also twice his height. I was thinking that the pictures look good, but they're also what the game looks like in my mind's eye. When I went and watched that Remako gameplay vid posted above, I couldn't tell if they'd actually changed anything. Which is, ironically, a good thing, I guess.
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    Final Fantasy VII (SEVEN)

    Looks great. Can't be doing with that proper version of Cloud, though. All the cool kids know X-2 is really where it's at.
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    Banana Splits are coming back

    One banana... [Lone piano key, slow motion close-up of Snork, screen fades to black] Two banana... [Lone piano key, slow motion close-up of Drooper, screen fades to black] Three banana... [Lone piano key, slow motion close-up of Bingo, screen fades to black. Silence] Little girl's voice [slowly]: Tra la la la la la la la... [Fade up to Fleegle] Fleegle: Four [Rapid series of violent images involving Banana Splits] Fleegle [holding axe]: Time to split. [Axe crashes down on camera. Cut to black]
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    The Worst Characters Committed to Screen

    Aargh. In my defence, it was only showing as a link. In that case, there are plenty of ones to choose from in Lost. I choose Bernard: Too down-to-earth and boring, like he'd wondered in from another show and got stuck.
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    The Worst Characters Committed to Screen

    Nobody mentioned this guy? Too obvious?
  9. As long as the script isn't all "Guys. Uh...guys!" with one censorially acceptable "oh, Shiiii-" moment.
  10. James Lyon

    Aladdin - Live Action

  11. That ain't my Ghostbusters 3.
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    Yesterday - Danny Boyle

    A masterclass in how to look permanently bewildered. I hope the finale is him realising he's run out of emotional Beatles songs and has to perform Octopus's Garden at Wembley.
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    What games did you complete? 2019 Edition

    Lego Indiana Jones (PC) - First game completed of 2019! I'd given this short shrift around the original release. Coming back to it now, though, in a desire to play through all the Lego games, I really enjoyed it. It gets the Indiana Jones-ness right and it's constant rewards and bite-size levels make for an enjoyable experience. It was a different enough experience to Lego Batman, which I played before, despite having the same underlying structure. I've also been playing this through with my son, who took to it really quickly as his second Lego game. I'd have finished sooner, only for his insistence on playing the same levels over and over again which I had to oblige - ended up having to finish it off after he went to bed. The lack of split screen in the earlier games also became an issue when one of us wanted to wander off. Thankfully, they improved on that a couple of games later as we're now on to the sequel.
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    Silly mistakes by companies that should know better

    They seem happy to sell us the games again, though.

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