jonamok

Yep, Level 43 Eevee spamming Buzzy Buzz. May need to use some battle boosters I guess. But it cheats like fuck, as when its health is low the damage done by the same attack is much reduced.

Way more addict-hours on this forum since 2003 than all games added together. About 15 to 20,000 hours in all.

How the hell do I defeat the awoken Snorlax? As soon as I get the fucker close to dead it does a full heal. Again and again. Running out of attacks with Eevee, so ran off, and it fucked off to the mountains. Before I wake the other one, what am I doing wrong?

Okay!

This looks absolutely amazing. Dark Souls x Journey. Out of nowhere comes the console exclusive to make me finally buy a 1X. FxxK.

This will be my first ever Katamari. Jealous much?

Iggy Pop in Space? So sold.

What is it?

Got Kirby. That’s a fuck-load of pink.

Just watched the first two back to back. Crying laughing. Funniest thing I’ve seen in years. All of it was utterly inspired. Award-winning stuff. Also, do I get a prize for spotting that Vic’s plastic surgery nose (the one he got from John’s (you know, above the arcade)) wasn’t in fact a dog’s ballbag, but rather the severed ear from an otter-man’s head. Cannot wait for the next one.

For Cryingoutloud

Quick poll. What’s more fucking irritating? 1. Mario Cars 2. REZ cunt

You could totally tell McQuarrie talked him into it.

It’s what happens when you democratise thread creation. It’s like Brexit - the public just aren’t equipped to wield that kind of power.

Just caught up with the whole thread having finally seen the film. Two main take-outs: Fallout is very enjoyable, but no more so than other films in the franchise. Some daft cunt in here dissed Millers Crossing. Shaking my fucking head. I can just about understand Brexit and Trump. But dissing MC? Fuck this shitty space-rock. Push the button, Donald, we’re fucking done as a species.