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    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice

    Prayer beads don't go into storage. Is that not pellets?
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    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice

    I found Bloodborne fairly easy to be honest for a Souls like. Certainly easier than any of the Souls games and Sekiro. Just clicked with me quickly. Very few bosses took more than two attempts. Sekiro is odd. Lightning rooftop arrow bastard I found amazingly hard but nothing before him or since then has been a huge roadblock. Except Reservoir Spear Wanker and the two Stabby Shotgun bastards. I also found the blue samurai dickheads exasperatingly hard. The Kanji is weird. Most of the time I dodge the moves rather than try to figure out what's what and counter them.
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    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice

    Successful night last night. CM second go, the two shit flingers first go, a surprise cow first go, and a bunch of shichimens and headless. Is it me or is mortal draw by far the best skill?
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    Samurai Spirits/Shodown - 2019

    Hopefully get some Last Blade characters purely so I can play Hibiki again.
  5. Removing Sonic Adventure from existence would be great.
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    Impossible burger

    So, yeah, that website isn't particularly based on any science other than bro science.
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    RⒶGE 2 - Explosions by Avalanche Studios

    It's a scientific fact that playing games that aren't pointy click games on the PC with a keyboard and mouse causes hand AIDS. I can play with a keyboard and mouse but if I don't have to then I'm certainly not going to. Because of hand AIDS.
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    Are cutscenes necessary?

    This makes playing games sound even more pointless than it is. I play games to have fun. Pushing buttons isn't fun without context. Just buy yourself a big red button and save money.
  9. Forza Horizon Ubisoft Edltion went from exciting to holy fuck a map full of tedium extremely quickly. Can't comment on the PS4 exclusives as I've only played Bloodborne which alone is better than anything on the XBox One, or indeed anything else. Sweeping generalisations based on opinion are the best form of sweeping generalisations.
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    Antstream - It's Netflix for Games!

    How else would you sell you Ice Climbers or Balloon Fight for a tenner yet again?
  11. Well that was enjoyable bar the fact that even a high quality version was pretty much pitch black even with monitor adjustment. Slightly disappointing in some ways as: Dunno just felt a bit lacking.
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    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice

    Are you targeting the guard before throwing the shard? Cos you have to!
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    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice

    I killed Gascoine first time without any real hassle. I was genuinely surprised people found him hard. Roofy arrow lightning bastard was a different beast.
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    Devil May Cry 5

    The combat is about a 1000 times less complex mind.
  15. The last couple of books are essentially 2000 pages of NOTHING so bear that in mind. The first 3 are amazing though. The fourth and fifth aren't bad per se just...meandery.

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