CheekyLee

Goid morning, guys. Just thought I'd remind you all that we are TOP OF THE LEAGUE!

There's a Fairy-type trainer where the S.S. Anne was who you can battle once per day. Beat her for a cap. Can also find them in Game Corner, allegedly, but all I ever find there is candy.

For about the first 20 minutes,. it looked like it was going to be tight. After that, though, we definitely stepped it up, and this wasn't a case of a smaller team rolling over. Bournemouth worked at it throughout, but we just played some beautiful stuff in the 2nd half. I'm hoping that's the first of a run of good performances, but the next team we play in the Premier League will do everything possible to remove free-flowing and entertaining football from the equation.

Disgusting!

Steve Cook has been outstanding for us today.

Let's have the moaners out for that one, yeah?

VAR will benefit us hugely, and I have no problems if close calls like that get chalked off if it means we get even a quarter of the stonewall penalties that are currently denied us.

Mo Salah, that one-season wonder ..

Despite being able to easily walk to the Amazon distribution warehouse from here, I'm sat waiting for delivery at potentially any time in the next 4 hours. Why do I never learn? Clearly, I'll be the last one dropped before they go back home for the day.

Alisson saves the game, seconds later Shaqiri nails the door shut! Fucking lovely stuff.

Yeah, that'll do!

THE MACHINE TO THE RESCUE!

Right! Burnley last had possession in the stone age, and have Joe Hart in goal. We should be peppering that net with shots, at some point we need to step this up a bit.

I fink you av it rite, mate!

Naffin wrong wiv it. 'e gows over the top, but it's noot studs-up. e's just a little over de top. It's probly a fawl. This co-commentator really is a living stereotype!