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Hanzo the Razor

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  1. Halloween ends when John Carpenter puts down his Xbox controller and says it has.
  2. I only just noticed that he made a recent documentary about why OF&H is so popular in Serbia https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13670588/?ref_=nm_flmg_slf_6 I'll need to give it a watch. Those first few series of OF&H are pure gold. He was great in it. "Maaarleeeen!" RIP
  3. Flash Gordon is a 15 now? Does Vultan get his cock out or something?
  4. It would be vastly improved if John Tompson did his voice over in his Jazz Club voice. "They've just ran that cunt off the road so they can nick him. Niiiiiiice."
  5. I'll let you know on the 9th of October.
  6. Whooooo???!!!! Arnold to Eddie Murphy: "“I should be a triplet, that could be a very funny comedy."
  7. Yeah, that came out wrong. I mean I just want to fuck about in there. Have a root about in M's drawers. Have a suck at his pipe. I'll get me coat.
  8. I just want to spend two an a half hours having a poke around M's office with the padded door. I've loved that room since I was a nipper watching the Moore and Connery films.
  9. That Region 1 DVD of The Matrix was one of the first DVDs I ever imported. Bought it and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (It was still banned in the UK in 1999). The Matrix was still in the cinema over here at the time.
  10. You can't go wrong with Live and Let Die. "Names is for tombstones baby!" The wife and I watched the final trailer for No Time to Die the other night. I said "It's obvious that Freddie Mercury is Dr No. His name's even in the title of the film!" She replied "I wouldn't know. I've never seen it." She loves Sean Connery and has seen most of the other Bond films. Never seen Dr No? Where's the divorce papers?
  11. That looks utterly God awful. From his performance in that trailer it should also be re-titled "Leonardo Di Caprio Needs a Shit".
  12. The Rock looks like a bag of walnuts pushed into a condom these days.
  13. No Xbox's to piss in back then too.
  14. I love Hearts of Stone. Some great moments and very funny.
  15. I must have watched the Argento cut at some point as I owned the US Ultimate Edition DVD set for years. I don't remember much about it though.
  16. I think he had passed away just before that episode was shown. Apparently his old Mum was in her 90s but watched TWD when he was in it.
  17. It was only when I played Tetris 99 that I realised he designed the Tetris logo. Mind blown. Poor show that they've replaced it.
  18. How many threads about how much you dislike RE8 are we going to have to endure? We get it. You don't like it. Move along!
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