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HOW?

Oh my fucking god did that feel good.

Ive watched it far too many times but it still makes me laugh.

Murray on Resi 2 is incred.

Little tip. If you kill my mate with your fists you might want to check around first before you gloat.

Don’t know what all the fuss is about when I was a kid I played soldier of fortune. Only the first level over and over again so I could shoot off the arms first and all that. Had to take photos of the screen on my dads camera back then. Explain to the people in Boots that it was just a game. Played grand theft auto and just drove on the pavement (sidewalk they call it). Sure if a game had a flame thrower then I’d get a bit hard but who didn’t? I liked it when characters got crushed. It’s good that graphics have got better imo so you can see more stuff never did me any harm. Turned my sisters house in The Sims into a torture chamber. All in good fun obviously. Manhunt was my favourite. Used to play it in the park with my mates. Kids can handle this stuff mate.

Trouble aside, what a game that was last night. A proper Millwall performance. To kick 5 Premier League teams out of the cup at the den in a row is some achievement. Wish we played like that more in the league!

Well I’m in. Played a mission. It’s wank.

There’s a reason why John doesn’t bond well with jack though isn’t there? Isn’t it implied that Jack isn’t his son?

Never has a game represented twitter so well. Art.

Up and down.

I've been laughing about this all day. From the serious 'health and safety' inspector tone in his presenting style. To the bit where he clearly thinks everyone would crack up at him holding a Mario 64 cartridge then going on a rant again about how he was set up, complete with letting us know that because he didn't win on a TV show he's never played it since all the way to the Bikini bit. Let me be clear. I rarely get offended by stuff, certainly wasn't with this. I do however find it fucking hilarious that ANYONE would put something like that out in 2018. Being so unaware of everything is utterly insane. Also the music behind it is the funniest thing of all. Up and down, up and down, up and down. God, I hope there's an episode 2.

I found the bonus podcast so frustrating. I mean I absolutely loved the interviews and the clips BUT it really frustrated me when someone was talking about their favourite moments on the show and they didn’t play the clip they were talking about. ”the Saints Row vs Skyrim argument was legendary” followed by a completely random clip. its hard to explain, I really enjoyed it but it frustrated me.

Our full spoilercast is up now on iTunes and anywhere else you can listen to podcasts (including Spotify). we talk through the plot and compare our decisions which leads to arguments and ridicule. Give it a listen, isn’t it. https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-computer-game-show/id1100170036?mt=2