Calashnikov

Why the sad face? You know about that Edge 6 theory. Jupiter & Mars has Edge 6 written all over it

All those GameCubes and not a single O.G. indigo.

Mario Kart 8. Fucking outstanding game. I take it you’ve played and enjoyed other games in the series before? You know how to drift, right?

There was one in Smash 4. It was kinda shit.

Am I right in thinking Jamie John isn’t into Super Mario World or Super Metroid? In addition to the Resi 4 abandonment, it begins to look like this maybe ain’t yer scene! What games do you like, OP? Top 5?

It looks fucking brilliant and I want it for my birthday

I’ve only just got round to sorting out my online account (courtesy of the Twitch Prime promo) and I’m actually amazed at how smooth my online matches have been on this compared to Wii U Smash. I spent yesterday afternoon and this afternoon playing a few games against an old uni pal who now lives in Tokyo, and 90% of the time it was all buttery smooth. I remember drunkenly trying to set up a match with him once on Wii U and it was nowhere near happening. This has been superb stuff. We used to play Melee all the time back in the day. He still beat me 4 times out of 6, just like he did back then, so it’s encouraging to learn I haven’t got any worse in the interim

I urgently need an animated gif of Kiryu kicking one of those adult baby guys in the face from Kiwami 2. Anyone able to help?

Give it until the bit where you need to shoot disease off a dragons back while flying around a snowy capped mountain, gliding in the updrafts like a boss. Then recognise: BEST FUCKING GAME.

I wonder if they’ll patch it so that it’s possible to collect and gather the various items in a single run, instead of having to redo the level each time? Having only really dabbled in a couple of worlds so far (playing in short two-player instalments with the missus) I’m not sure if that’d even work. Reckon it’d be do-able?

Been listening this track a fucktonne all week. It is immense.

Mushashi is a fandan, but wasn’t he just quoting the other cunt?

Yeah, for all my dissing of the poor cunt, that’s a really nice review. I liked it when he said Yoshi and Kirby were stoners.

Nothing like that. I’m just doubting the cunt’s taste in games. Woolly World was ace. As was Tropical Freeze, btw.