Calashnikov

Get it on Switch so you can chip away at it on your lunch break and before conking out for the night in bed.

This ma shit:

One bit I laughed my ass off at was when he described one of the Glasgow neds he’d got up on stage as looking like a crackhead version of Jason Statham

It's actually the second time I've seen him. The first time, maybe 4 years ago, was a fucking disaster. He was touring just by himself, like you said, not even with his own DJ. I think he was just collaborating with local DJ's on a gig-by-gig basis or something. Anyway, you could tell the lack of preparation and synergy between R.A. and our guy caught them both out (a local living legend, btw) and they had a bit of a bust-up on stage. It was awkward as hell. Because of the crowd's loyalty to our DJ, the whole place turned on R.A. It wasn't a good vibe, let's put it that way. He was getting all defensive, dudes in the crowd stole his hat, he lost his shit at that, etc, etc. R.A.'s grandfather is actually from Glasgow, seemingly. I remember him sarcastically saying on the mic "Welcome back to the motherland, huh?" But this current tour, however, is as tight a fucking rap show as I've ever seen. His hypegirl Angel Davanport and his DJ Psalm One were fucking dope. It's also just really cool to see R.A. flanked and supported by two really strong female artists, weirdly. You somehow couldn't imagine the young R.A. sharing the stage with two girls who weren't at least stripped naked So shout out to them, they really helped turn it out. Superb show.

Yo troops. If no cunt hears from me in the next wee while it’s because I’m dead. R.A. the Rugged Man came to my town and destroyed it.

Big ups, Rowan Morrison. I fannied about on that Wu Name Generator at the time. It gave me the name Big Gay Mule and told me to use it wisely, soldier.

No joke, I’d be up for New Style Boutique Switch.

Why the fuck were people crashing websites trying to buy fucking Night Trap? Bunch of perverts / hipsters.

This is what E3 is all about really:

As someone brilliantly put it above, for the sport.

The Base deal is fucking bonkers sweet, with that Ultra IV digital download chucked in as well. I'd have loved all those old Street Fighters portable on Switch, but that Base deal is hard to fuck with, especially for daft cunts like me who never really played IV. It's gotta be PS4 for me. I really wanted it on Switch, but as I said. The Base deal is unfuckwittable.

Just been breaking out the timezone conversion sites in tandem with getting my June rota requests in for work. It's tha sE3son

That whole thread: Me:

Looks to me like they were takin the piss.

What signs are these?