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  1. Shmups

    I’m not really a shooter maniac. I’m too shite at them really, but I loved Ikaruga back in the day, despite not being able to get very far, plus I enjoy the odd wee dick about on Gradius on my NES Mini Classic. That’s despite, once again, being utter shite at it. All that said, I’m psyched to have just copped Resogun for the price of a half pint off the PS4 store
  2. Dark Souls Remastered

    That Digital Foundry video seemed to think the Switch port was looking quite promising, no? That’s the overall impression I got.
  3. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

    Buy any and all arrow types always whenever you see them, for any amount until the salescunt runs out. Any time they’re selling arrows, you’re fucking buying. Always.
  4. Polybius. Jeff Minter's new game

    I don’t play it for points. I’ve put hours and hours into Polybius, it’s probably my most played PS4 game, except for maybe Yakuza 0 which is a fucking time sink. Despite all the hours I’ve put into Polybius, I’m still not even sure how certain multipliers work, how they’re triggered, how much points you get for XYZ, whether or not I even need to go through all the gates, or shoot all the eggs, or cows or anything like that. I play it purely for the audiovisual splendour. I don’t even know what my score is, and can barely tell if a run is going well or if it’s going terribly (smashing up consecutive shields really badly aside). I still fucking love the shit out of it. It’s all about the journey for me, not the destination.
  5. All things Yakuza!

    Yakuza 0 is aaaaaalll about the bizarre sub quests, disco dancing and the cabaret club sub game. Get stuck into all of those and fall in love engage in special Shooreh Pippi with it.
  6. This is Hip-Hop.

    Is anyone able to help me with this beat identification, please? It comes in around 3:40, I totally recognise it, but can't place it: It reminds me of maybe something off one of Alchemist's recent projects. Got that Turkish psyche vibe that he's been on. Israeli shit. Fuck, I dunno. Could be Oh No. Is it off a Gangrene album cut? Some Arch Druid beat for Roc Marci? A DJ Muggs beat from his recent album with Mayhem Lauren or something like that? Sounds like it might suit Mr MFN eXquire. It's on that sort of tip.
  7. Nintendo Switch

    It’s a pity they didn’t give us a similar play log type app as the one they had on Wii U. That thing was so thorough.
  8. SNES Mini

    Oh wait, it was Timmo, come to think of it, wasn't it? In fairness, they said right when they announced the SNES Classic that they'd be making enough to go round this time. That has proven to be the case. Beds were shat hastily and unnecessarily, I feel.
  9. SNES Mini

    Think I saw several of them in the window of Game the other day for regular RRP. Was it @grindmouse who shat the bed when these first went on sale, pure slating Nintendo about not making enough of them, or was it some other kneejerk reactionary moodybawz? It was probably a tonne of them. Well, get it up the lot of you. I guess.
  10. This is Hip-Hop.

    The re-up:
  11. Bayonetta 1 & 2 - Nintendo's Witch

    Having never played the original, I went straight into 2 on the Wii U when it came out and loved it. Never found the time really to go back and try Bayo 1 on that format, which I had as part of the special edition, so that's the one I'm playing through now with this Switch release. I was happy enough starting with 2 at the time, although I'm sure there are people who'd insist you start with the first. Fuck, I dunno. It's all good. Bayo 2 is a lot more blue sky Sega arcadey feeling, purely down to the art direction and presentation, if that's something you dig? Gameplay-wise I think they're pretty similar. Don't worry about missing out on any story or whatever, it's a load of nonsensical WTF. Just let it wash over you while you roll about smashing big massive upside-down cherub-headed demon horse angels all over the shop etc.
  12. This is Hip-Hop.

    Yeah, that album is dope as fuck. Maybe his best since Marcberg. Can't wait to play the fuck out of it and get stuck right into the lyrics. The beats are sumptuous.
  13. This is Hip-Hop.

  14. This is Hip-Hop.

    Here’s the new Roc Marci album in its entirety: Fuck yeah.
  15. PlayStation VR

    You need the analogue stick to control the wee mouse. Again, revised Move controllers with sticks would be welcomed here.

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