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  1. Floshenbarnical

    The first one is by far the worst one

    A mate of mine was a proper cunt about this. If he was hanging out with me and my sister and we beat him at something, he’d get this smug cunt Little Lord Fauntleroy smirk on his face and say in this smug cunt plummy voice “ah, but third the one with the golden eagle” and then cast his gaze elsewhere, smirking his cunt face away. Fucking rich piece of shit. He either won at everything, or manipulated the aftermath with his smug condescension like he was above the silly children’s game and was surprised we peasants took it so seriously. I don’t know why it pissed me off so much. I guess in my mind he could have a golden eagle if he wanted. Sorry about all that. Far Cry 2 is the best one. The face in question:
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    Apex Legends - Battle Royale by Respawn Entertainment

    Aaaaand 45 minutes and zero kills just now. Wasn’t the dropmaster even once and my teammates all landed us in the boonies so we spent ten minutes looting and then ten seconds getting melted by superior teams. Zzzz
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    Elite Dangerous - Noobs now welcome....

    Wtf docking is half the fun. The fun is in skillfully maneuvering a spacecraft. If you can’t land your ship, how are you going to get stuck into combat, or explore planets? All you have left is trading, which is basically MS Excel with travel time.
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    Elite Dangerous - Noobs now welcome....

    Get a HOTAS, turn of flight assist, and then bore everyone to death talking about it constantly like me
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    Apex Legends - Battle Royale by Respawn Entertainment

    It varies for me. I had a few of those the other day and then I had a 9-kill game where me and a Pathfinder carried our Lifeline to a win. We were constantly in scrapes. I was pinning enemies from the watchtower just north of Airbase while they flanked and cleaned up, or luring people into Bunker so we could ambush them with Arc stars and R301s, and our Pathfinder was a zip line genius, setting up zips that led to other zips in midair. Our feet barely touched the ground. Pathfinder got 12, Lifeline got 4 (one of them stolen, lol). Her DOC was a godsend many times.
  6. Floshenbarnical

    Why are all adventure games now made by Germans?

    The Germans make all the best board games, so maybe that’s related, or maybe not.
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    I listened to the original’s soundtrack in the car the other day. Filthy. “You are supreme/ The chicks’ll cream” etc.
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    Apex Legends - Battle Royale by Respawn Entertainment

    Add me on PSN and teach me some things - tag is the same as my username here
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    I didn’t know she saw it
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    They’re all garbage. All of them. The only non-Nolan superhero movie worth watching in recent years was the animated Spiderman movie, which was a fucking flawless masterpiece of teenage angst, the hero’s journey, phenomenal music, incredible art direction, great animation, great acting, and jokes that are actually funny. I fount certain moments super touching and/ or heartbreaking even when they were tropey, and usually that stuff makes me want to be sick all over myself. 100/10
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    Apex Legends - Battle Royale by Respawn Entertainment

    Yeah it’d be great if a chicken dinner got you crafting materials or red points or something. I personally have have just enjoyed watching my skill improving - glacially - from game to game. I’m very out of practice with FPS games ... My reaction time isn’t super quick, nor are my aiming skills, but still, I’m getting better. I managed to track someone moving along the Airbase zip line and plink at them with a G7 until they got knocked and fell into the water. Also took out a squad and a half while I was trapped in a room, with a Spitfire and a couple of arc stars. My winning combination seems to be Triple Take + Spitfire. My tactics and positioning are getting better. My door game is strong. I just keep running into situations where me and my squad ambush another while they’re looting or rezzing, have them dead to rights and pump them full of lead only for them to turn around and one-hit all of us. Saving my red points and crafting materials so I can get the new character + Legendary costume on Day One.
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    Sci Fi recommendations

    I came in here to talk about Hyperion and funnily enough it’s mentioned in the first post on this page. Jesus, this is good. I was almost moved to tears by Sol Weintraub’s story, which is where I just stopped. Started this two years ago and couldn’t get into it more than 20 pages. Just crushed through from 10pm to 2am (current time).
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    Pre-owned games sales in freefall (UK)

    Every restaurant I’ve worked at offers gift cards and almost no one cashes them in. I’ve seen the numbers. It’s like a license to print money.
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    Ban Fortnite by Royal decree

    Careful, Dr Peterson

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