Benny

The Ewok and the Maiden Fair.

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You mean you don't do that anyway?

Apart from the "iconic" hat.

Star Wars fans continue to be hilariously precious. Become a Star Trek fan, then you will learn to accept pain. Also Rian Johnson didn't "ruin" Star Wars. He simply directed a flawed experiment. Star Wars has always been layered with rivers of liquid shit ever since people started penning the first novels. You'll always have your original (doctored) trilogy; if you like you can never watch a Star Wars film again. I mean, it's optional right? There are other films.

This show has given me the kick up the arse I needed to cancel my sub.

God of War gets around that by showing on the compass which leads to the objective path, so that you can happily choose the other one.

Analogue sticks were invented so that we didn't have to use a run button but developers still don't take advantage of this fact.

Female characters with impossible proportions. I don't think that's ever been mentioned before.

Looks good for a Wii game.

People haven't complained about the art style of a new Zelda game in... *Checks watch*...

Getinthebackofthevanquish.

Pigs May Fly.